there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.
Dad Egbert was born around early 1946, depending on when his Father Stan Laurel got back from Killing Hitler
He adopted John on April 13th 1996
Dad Egbert was at least 50 years old at the time.
He was around 63 years old when the events of Homestuck began
And hes straight up breaking through stone walls that are 3 feet thicc with his bare hands!
Just so he could tangle with an extra-dimensional being from another universe, who literally physically punches people into the middle of next week
AND HE WINS
A 63 year old man vs what is effectively a subdued Incredible Hulk
Not stopping there at his list of achievements, this 63 year old man (not the same exact guy, but still), meets a woman, who is half his age, and they just…
start dating…
The 63 year old man, a guy well within heart territory, falls head over heels for a woman who is young enough to be his daughter
We know this because she was around when Joey and Jude were still little, and she didnt look much older herself from what I can see.
And shes just… into him…
On the day he met her, hes literally wining and dinning her. Dude, are you fucking kidding me?!
btdlawrence
